GOING TO PRISON IN NORWAY IS LIKE HAVING AN IKEA...
They got a love like woah?
Search and Rescue. V1 She’s like the summer sun, when all I’ve seen is rain. She’s like that song I sing, but can never find the name. Well she laughs like her mama, has a fire like her dad. She wins every game we play, somedays makes me so damn mad. Pre-chorus That’s why I’m callin’ a Chorus Search and rescue where I can’t see. Love, you carry me over,...
You only have four dollars. Well I’m gonna go to starbucks! And get...
When Girls Say:
joyceyeunchoi: “I don’t eat in front of boys.” and I’m just sitting there like: every day
guitarfreak846 asked: Do, there is no try. (in reference to the last question)
guitarfreak846 asked: Hey! You! We hang out soon, yes? K, thanks. :)
"We notice other women because we are men and we...
BOLAAAAAYYYY BOLAY BOLAY BOLAYYYYYYY BOLAAAAYYYY BOOOLLAAAYYYY– what i heard all week long
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Amy: Where are they?
Bryan: Filming the graveyard scene.
Amy: WHAT THE F*CK?
NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH.
AND THE WHOLE THEATER EXPLODED INTO APPLAUSE.
Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.
Alright. So that went well.
Anonymous asked: Don't blow any more money on me.
do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.
Anonymous asked: Even though I only have 1 part of my bday present, I am already planning sweet, sweet, and glorious revenge for your birthday. Prepare to be amazed, dazzled, embarrassed, astonished, and surprised. >: )
Anonymous asked: You are loved.
You’ve turned into the boy who cried wolf.
You cann’t change what has happened. That’s a fact we know, except for those who spend time trying to get their DeLoreans up to 88 mph.-RD
We had never thought of that which we did. We bent to raise the Golden One to...
Anonymous asked: Why are you so dang awesome?
Friends ask what the difference would be to see...